To the only person who will laugh at my jokes.We're the creators of fun-and that's what makes us tick.I'm the most forgettable person you'll ever meet.Tik tok, tik tok, let's make some noise. ![]() Whatcha gonna do today? Tik-tok, tik-tak, tik-tok.Life is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get.Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?.I’m a professional get-rich-quick schemer. ![]() Make your own rules and enjoy the ride with us.You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.Life is a party and we're all invited to the dance.I like to make people laugh I hope they do the same for me.We're on a mission to make the world a funnier place.I'm the most important thing in your life right now.I'm not here for you to use, just for the laughs. I don’t know why, but I’m pretty sure I’m funny.If you can't be productive, at least you can be funny!.I am not lazy I am on energy-saving mode.My relationship status? Netflix □ Oreos ⚫⚪ and sweatpants □.I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.If you find me offensive, I suggest you quit finding me.Making fun of myself is the best way to get to know who I am.Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.This Tik Tok account is sick and so are the jokes.If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?.If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.When your bio is creepy AF, but you still get all the likes □.If I was a writer, I’d have a better caption.Shhh, don't tell anyone but I'm actually not a real bird.I’ve never been in jail if that makes sense.We go together like hot sauce and everything.Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems, but neither does milk.I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.I make things viral all the way to another planet.I thought my life was air-free, until I bought a bag of chips.Sell your television, you already have TikTok. ![]()
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